thats the thing about death: you either die, or you dont.– Hank Hill
I think im way to old to enjoy these Spy Kids...
i’ve seen em all… (sidenote: Danny trejo was named “Machete” in this series -_____- )
Im not really in the mood to do anything...
i lowkey want to mob to galveston and kick it on the beach… anyone bout that life???
7hr barback shift > 7hr retail shift
I filled an app out at 2pm i was on the clock by 4pm i got off at 11pm but yeah, the new job is cool so far. I work at Twin Peaks, and let me tell you something: THE BAIT IS IN THERE! like every girl who works there is smashable. anywho, gotta be back at 9am…
Looking for a new job
These asshole not only schedualed me for the ONE DAY i requested off… but on top of that, THAT WAS THE ONLY FUCKING SHIFT THEY GAVE ME ALL WEEK! how the hell am i going to work 5 hrs in a week? sall good doe, got an interview at a bar today…. #GetMe
Real talk, if you expect your man to be 100%...
emutheman: chaosghost: Thats not how men work It might be as simple as a one night stand or some pics, or as in depth as having a sideline bitch But its gonna be something. Best you can do is make him happy enough that it stays minor I say this is true for men 18-27
sexweedwinenpoetry: I stand behind all the shit I say. Whether it be proper or improper. Whether it offends or commends. My words are my everything.
crapcom: Adult Swim needs to branch away from Cartoon Network and start their own network. Adult swim IS its own network they just happen to share the same channel, but technically: it is its own company & network
My ONE and ONLY New Years resolution:
Is to stop cursing so much… at least when im on camera. its really not a good look as far as branding goes
glamydia: when teachers say “you cant use wikipedia as a valid source because people change the articles” oh yeah i’m sure people just spend their entire day going onto articles about phylum coniferophyta just to change the stuff around wow what a good prank you really got me
The funny thing is
emutheman: So many of you Ladies on here claim to be freaks and always talk about how you love sex and how much you want it. But if a man honestly approached you and said lets fuck he would be called disrespectful and how dare he just want to have sex with me
This is how they get down in Dallas Tx cc @lolabcool
yuki pissed in my lap
Ive been marked -____- i now have to assert my dominance as pack leader by urinating on him… hahahahahah, im kidding…. kinda
Puppy Breath <
but really though…. wtf was he eating?
So the pound won't let me get the puppy because I...
Wtf kind of shit is that?
DeeDee keeps liking these puppy post...
I hope she knows that means she’s dog sitting when i need it
So i think i've come up with a name for the...
most def hitting petsmart when i get off work
Not only did i get the day off...
But i just found $11 in my pocket that i didnt know i had. today is going to be a good day
Walked into work
Only to find that my shift had been cut. Back home I go
Day after Xmas, and im working retail
its about to be a LONG day
lbbjkt: Keirin: Speed Racers documentary by Nowness i’ve seen this at least 25 times and it still never gets old.