Note to Self:
Dear Self, Make sure to pickup hardcopies of both Silversun Pickups albums. that is all
A Maryland man was arrested for squirting semen from a water bottle onto women...– Unknown news anchor
Its not that I dont like you, I just dont fuck with you like that…
This shit been on repeat since yesterday. Nesby...
I hate when people say “Soulja Boi is like that, but Lil B is trash”. For the last time, Lil B is Soulja Boi’s ghost writer. So you know what that means right? THEY BOTH SUCK!!!
I got high friends in Low places
When I die, I want to be cremated and put in a etch-A-sketch
how the fuck to reply to comments?
Braxton: She's kinda cute
Me: ... She's clearly only 10!
Braxton: yeah but, I'd rock her world at 10 years old
Me: ... *gets up and walks away*
Thanks to Jay-Z, J Cole will never have the fame he should… i bet he’s pissed right now lol
So i would live in what is prolly the only major city without a 7-11 (Houston Tx). I’ve never wanted a slurpee so bad in my life…
You remember the lapdance song from Death proof?...
You’ll never blow if you suck so much dick– KC